Moirrey licked his lips as he saw Snap standing there, half naked after exiting the shower, “Are you ready for me to unleash the beast?” Moirrey asked him, Snap with a puzzled look on his face gulped and nodded slowly. Just then Saz crashed through a window and yelled, “Excelsior, devils!” And stabbed them both with the ancient spear of Nordic legend, Gungnir. They exploded into millions of bloody pieces as Saz screamed in delight, dancing around in the fallen entrails of her beloved dead comrades, “It’s over, it’s finally over…” She managed a sigh and began humping their bits and pieces while singing Cher’s “Believe”.
The football team was thirsty. RULL thirsty and they needed some delicious H20. Luckily the Waterboy was there to relinquish all of their thirsts, “MMm I want me summa dat white boy” the one black guy said to the Waterboy, “B-b—b-but you should drink water b-b-bbecause it’s delicious and refresh-” the black guy put a finger on Bobby Boucher’s lips and just said “ssshhhh cracka.” Bobby started crying as the team started taking turns on the poor man, “MOMMA SAYS THAT -MMM-KMMM MOMMA SAYS THAT” but as he said that his butt was intruded on by an intruder. It was the guy who played the Fonz. As he entered Bobby aka The Waterboy’s tight hole he let out an “AAAYYYYY” and gave a thumbs up to the crowd that was watching and cheering cause there were actually like 6,000 people in the stands watching and then a blimp crashed into the stadium. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS.
then this played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q5Dmb17Pgk&t=1m5s
IT WAS A BRISK DAY ON EARTH, PLANET OF HUMANITY AND THERE WERE CARTOONS FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Michael Jordan was running from them with a baseball bat in one hand and a basketball in the other, “WELCOME TO THE SLAM” he exclaimed as he threw a basketball at a zombie Yosemite Sam, blowing his face into oblivion, “IS IT OVER” Michael Jordan asked as he dribbled the bat, or at least tried to. It actually just fell to the ground but the point is, Yosemite Sam’s face came back together like T-1000 and he said, “You can’t kill toons, Mikey.” The look on Jordan’s face was a mixture of disgust and horniness. He began running for his life again as the middle-aged redneck stereotype shambled after him. He had no more weapons so he pulled out his favorite drink of choice, grape drank and a pack of Salems, “Now’s a better time than ever to start smoking” he said as he sat down and waited for the inevitable.
IT WAS A BRISK DAY ON CORUSCANT, CAPITAL OF THE SENATE and Mace Windu was plumetting thirty thousand floors to the ground, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” he kept screaming but in an African American accent and he added the word fuck in there a few times for good measure. Yoda just sighed and was like welp, that sucks. and then this played as he jerked off whilst putting his lightsaber in his gaping jade-colored hole.
and this played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
IT WAS A WARM BRISK DAY IN YSLAND and Dogi’s hot muscles were on the fritz again, “ADOL I NEED MORE LOTION AND STAT!” Adol came to him. And then on him. They were great friends, “I GET IT, IT’S LIKE LOTION RIGHT HAHA UR SO FUNNY ADOL” but Adol just stared at him with empty eyes. His eyes were like an abyss you’d only see on a desert planet that’s pitch black, “UHH ADOL WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING” but he just kept staring and jerking off while staring at him. Dogi winced, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE” and then he killed him and Adol leveled up and just kept jumping around, like seriously that’s all he did was keep jumping around while his dead best friend lie there bleeding on the jungle floor or wherever they were.
and this played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGe7wig_c9I
Carla exposed her beautiful, ebony breasts and Agatha opened her blouse to reveal two, lop-sided hams that looked like demon’s from the underworld. Agatha squeezed Carla’s gorgeous breasticles, the ebony princess moaned softly as Agatha wheezed, probably due to asthma or some other old person issues, “Ooh, Carla please rub my wet pussy.” She did. But it wasn’t wet. At all. In fact it was like the sandy deserts of the Sahara, but if it were double bizarro world and the Sahara was a desert planet full of monsters like in that one movie with the escaped convict dude. No, not Doom. But close. ”Spank me hard!” Agatha cackled as she bent over. Carla smacked her on the ass, softly because she’s a lady. But the sound was loud somehow. Probably because her hip shattered in five places. “PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL CARLA” Agatha exclaimed while writhing in pain on the cold, bird-shit infested floor, “OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! GOD YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME” Agatha started spasming in different directions and the birds started screaming in their cages, “STOP IT! STOP ALL THAT NOISE! I WON’T GO BACK TO PRISON!” She exclaimed while shooting at the cages in fear. ”CARLAAA PLZZZZ” Agatha screamed with tears in her eyes. But they weren’t tears. Remember the desert planet analogy. Carla kept shooting. And shooting. Then she took a break and began shooting some more. The bullet of truth bounced off of three different cages and then embedded itself into Agatha’s Life Alert bracelet, exploding her old wrists. ”WHAT HAVE I DONE” Carla screamed as she fell to the ground and curled up in a fetal position (her favorite sexual position). “BLELBELHLEBLELBE AGHGUGUGGUG” Agatha managed. Carla was still screaming. So was Agatha. And then she died. Carla screamed at the top of her lungs, perfectly impersonating the end of Star Wars Episode III: The Phantom Sith Empire or whatever it was. Darth Vader was her favorite character because she liked black men like herself. In fact, she had always wondered what would have happened if she ever hooked up with the other black dude in the game which she couldn’t remember his name at the moment but the point still stood true. And then - JUST THEN OUT OF NOWHERE - Ethan or whatever from Heavy Rain came in and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LADY I JUST CAME IN TO BUY A BIRD FOR MY SON JASON BUT NOW I CAN’T IS THIS REALLY A BIRD SHOP WHY IS THERE A DEAD LADY ON THE GROUND JASSONN JASSSOOOOOONNNN SSHAAUUUNNNN!!! He fell to the ground too and started screaming. Both of them were screaming. It was just terrible. Their screams intertwined, “JASOONNN - SHAAUUNNN - AGATHAAAAA - LUCASSSS I LOVE YOUUUUU” and then Lucas came in and his mood changed to stressed (-20 points). And then an alien came down and killed everyone. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS
this song played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGe7wig_c9I
CREATED BY JAN WILLAMS
STORY BY JOHN WIILI.AMS
CHARACTAR BY JUN WIALEM
BEA ARTHUR AS AGATHA
WANDA SYKES AS CARLA
THE OLSEN TWINS AS ETHAN AND LUCAS
WARDROBE BY Chris Carlson
TO BE CONTINUED?????