There once was a man, he name was Joe. Joe liked to stroke himself openly. His favorite spot to stroke himself was at the public park where the kids would play in the sandbox. He would encorage the children to roll around in the sand. His hand would quicken, and he would moan to the small 2 year old children touching the sand. He imagined that every particle of sand was his penis, and that is was being touched by children. This excited Joe to the point of no return. He stood up on his feet, continuing to stroke, as he slowly wobbled and moaned as he grew closer and closer to the children.
"Mommy, what is.."
The child stopped as thick strands of purple cum splooged all over his face. The child screamed.
Joe soon realized what he had done, so he shit his pants. The child enjoyed this and they got married with hitler and lived happily ever after.